I hate the way this bikini top chafes
Do I really have to wear it all day? (Yeah baby)
~Maddie and Tae, Girl in a Country Song
I've sung along with songs about painted-on blue jeans (my daughters and I pretty much never miss a "mooood ring"), but I think this video expresses something that we've all been wishing someone would say:
That said, I don't mean to imply that other genres of music are necessarily better! But that's an issue for another day...