Jon Stewart always makes me laugh. Plus, he's smart. Smart and funny are a great combination, but when you add "sane" to it, too? Wow!
It would be hard to work it into my schedule, but I would love to go to the Rally To Restore Sanity. It sounds very refreshing. You can get your "Team Sanity" shirts (or your "Team Fear" shirts) here. And there's a nice "I disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler" shirt here.