Last Hundred Grown-Ups

I thought of my recent post about what it means to be civilized when I saw The Onion's alarming article, May 19th:

Nation Down To Last Hundred Grown-Ups: 'Mature Adults Could Be Gone Within 50 Years,' Experts Say.

On a lighter note, we can feel good knowing Maple Syrup Reactors Safe, Canadian Prime Minister Reassures.

For fellow Alan Rickman fans, the news in photos: Alan Rickman Ends Pizza Delivery Order With Ominous 'So Be It'

(Not familiar with The Onion? It's a satirical news source.)