Pet Haiku

Some entries from the Bay Area Pets First Annual Pet Haiku Contest:

Early morning sun
Just the tip of the dog's tail
Above the seagrass.
-Marianna Monaco

Pop quiz for my cat
"Name in Chinese history?"
Cat blinks once, says "Mao!"
-news2me

Neighbor dog bit ear
Human makes me wear conehead
Not sure whom to hate.
-erinv

Please Forgive Me
Dad, I am sorry
I ate your pricey headphones
They looked like tacos.
-CiscoTheDog

I am not lazy
Napping conserves energy
Wait 'til 2 a.m.
-jalsfo

Those museum cats from
the ancient Chinese paintings
have nothing on you.
-Kate Hilsenbeck

Nose smudge on the glass
I never will erase it
My collie's last mark.
-girlbirl