When I put them on
People thought there was no one in them
'Til they heard talking and said, "Aw"
~A' Bhriogais Uallach (The Pompous Trousers)
I don't understand Scottish Gaelic, but I like it all the same. This is a bit of a tall tale about trousers that were so big you could make two or three pairs of pants out of them.